Want to be picked up in a Paddy Wagon and beaten?
Want to drive a top-of-the-range 1987 Ford Sierra with go faster stripes?
Want to chase teenagers in souped-up Nissan Micra's or Toyota Starlet's around a City Centre?
Want to talk in a demeaning manner to ordinary Joe Soaps or ask people where their "veh-icle" is parked or if they want to be "apprehended"?
If you answer yes to all of the above then Gardaland is the place for you.