Want to be a Garda?

Want to be picked up in a Paddy Wagon and beaten?

Want to drive a top-of-the-range 1987 Ford Sierra with go faster stripes?

Want to chase teenagers in souped-up Nissan Micra's or Toyota Starlet's around a City Centre?

Want to talk in a demeaning manner to ordinary Joe Soaps or ask people where their "veh-icle" is parked or if they want to be "apprehended"?

If you answer yes to all of the above then Gardaland is the place for you.