Dear blog, its been a while since I last paid you some attention. I could feel you waiting, wanting me to come by and see you but I ignored your calls. I am desperately sorry its taken so long to get back to you, but now I think I can pay you the attention you deserve.
So many people between the last post and this one have stopped blogging and their blog is now a sad place. Previously places full of laughter and sadness, joy and sorrow, and fun and no fun are now desolute places. I'm sure there is a place where blogs go to 'rest' but not for you.
You have been in bloggy home for a good while and its time now to take you out of that home, dust you down and bore the flucking pants of people.
Yes blog, become my voice again and let me rant with no apparent direction or composition.