Anonymous Comment Makers

I do wonder (welcome back to me, welcome back to me..what a lovely break in Thailand - not to be mistaken for Gerry's favourite haunt "Thigh Land") why some people who feel the need to comment on a post, do it anonymously.

Usually these comments are left there as they are unhappy with something you have said in a blog post. Really, if they were miffed surely they would let you know who they are so at least you could reply in person to them. Or else they are so small minded and can only be "big" in their own minds sending comments without people knowing who they are.

I had another this week regarding my "People who are fucker's" list. It was regarding the No.2 entry, Rosanna. Now while this is my opinion on the girl, having never met her I cannot say in all honesty if she is as much a fucker as I make out, I do understand others have their opinion. But at least be big enough to not hide when you make these statements. Here is the comment in all its glory:

"You call yourself a genius, every second word printed is "fuck",you must have a huge chip on your shoulder and quite limited vocabulary!"

See, I would like to dissect this sentence and comment made.

1. Have you ever heard of punctuation? A ',' is not the same as a '.'

2. I do indeed make reference to being a genius but this is called 'irony'. I looked it up in the dictionary for you. Click here to have a look.
See, if I was really a genius I would be holed up somewhere either working on ways to save mankind or else have a volcano hideaway seeking out ways to destroy it. I can say I would not be writing blog posts.

3. "every second word printed is "fuck"". There are 324 words in that post. The word "fuck" appears 5 times (excluding the post title). This means it appears once every 64.8 words. Need some help with math's do we?

4. I have no chip but someone who sends anonymous comments must do...

5. On the limited vocabulary part. Agreed. I do. I have never hidden this but if that is your attempt to make me angry then it aint working. Try picking a fault that I am not aware of.

6. Is this Rosanna or the Doctor's son??? Wesley? Must be terrible to be named after where you were conceived (allegedly)

Maybe what you could do is create a blog and make your own fuckers list. I would be quite honored to appear on said list if you would come out from behind your anonymous costume and reveal yourself.

Tosser.

People who are fuckers No.2 - Rosanna Davison

Rosanna Davison

I wish to God (or whatever above power you may or may not believe in) that this bimbo would forever fuck all and leave us all alone. Go back to college and finish of that make-up course of whatever course you were doing. Jesus. Its getting worse that the eyebrow in that she is in every fuckin Irish publication these days.

On Sunday last, I decided to get a load of papers and have a nice quiet afternoon reading. And low and behold in the magazine with the Indo there was baby De Burgh on the front with her "D4" pals...oohhhh, excuse me. Fuckers.

Jesus. A closer look results in the article showing pics of her and her pals "out on the lash" in Dublin's hip and trendy places. And all because they tell all their stories, loike, on their Bebo accounts. So fuckin what. I'm out next weekend if you want to send a camera man and I can tell ya there will be a hell of a lot more to photo. Jesus. Her new fella, Wes Quirke (she is with him because his Da is a doctor - as in he owns Dr. Quirkeys amusement arcade in Dublin. She doesn't know this place as its on the north side loike and couldn't soil her shoes down there.

Look. She had her 5 mins of fame winning Miss World in 2003. She's not bad to look at but don't we, in Ireland, flog a dead horse more than any other nation? Where are the tabloids to fabricate stories of drugs, or sex-addiction or whatever? But then again she's from Dublin, and the south-side more to the point, and so they couldn't possibly do a story like that. The cocaine snorting, suppository taking, drug injecting, drunk fuckers. D4 my arse.

Oh, and you should change your name to the same as your dimunitive songster father. Rosanna De Burgh (stage name or not).