Leave it to the Irish to bring some needed clarity to the US election:
"We, in Ireland , can't figure out why you are even bothering to hold an election in the United States .
On one side, you have a witch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, running against a lawyer who is married to a witch who is a lawyer.
On the other side, you have a war hero married to a good looking rich woman who owns a beer distributorship. What are you lads thinking over there?"