These are class...
First, techno version of eSure ad..
Now..everyones favourite, Barry Scott and Cillit Bang
And lastly...Titantic techno remix
Thursday, May 31, 2007
Wednesday, May 30, 2007
$1,000,000 if you help me..
Have you ever received an email stating it will give you a small fortune for allowing, as in Fr.Ted terms, money to "rest" in your bank account?
Ever been asked to assist with the transfer of money from one account, through yours, to charities for which you will be paid?
I think we have all received these at one stage or another and these are all scam emails. Here is a great website showing how you can take up the time of these scammers, or scambait as it is called.
It might just be my new hobby....
Click here to read one of these stories..its great and will take time to get through.
Ever been asked to assist with the transfer of money from one account, through yours, to charities for which you will be paid?
I think we have all received these at one stage or another and these are all scam emails. Here is a great website showing how you can take up the time of these scammers, or scambait as it is called.
It might just be my new hobby....
Click here to read one of these stories..its great and will take time to get through.
Golden Eagle..Dinosaur's Next??
News this morning on the RTE website that for the first time since 1910 a baby golden eagle has survived.
The chick hatched in Glenveagh National Park in Donegal.
Will be interesting to see if they can re-establish these and who knows what next?
P.S. Glenveagh is a fantastic place and the scenary is amazing. Absolutely worth a visit if you are ever up that way. Park yourself in Letterkenny and head to Glenveagh early to take it all in. Then have a night out in Letterkenny which is fantastic.
The chick hatched in Glenveagh National Park in Donegal.
Will be interesting to see if they can re-establish these and who knows what next?
P.S. Glenveagh is a fantastic place and the scenary is amazing. Absolutely worth a visit if you are ever up that way. Park yourself in Letterkenny and head to Glenveagh early to take it all in. Then have a night out in Letterkenny which is fantastic.
Tuesday, May 29, 2007
People who are fuckers No.7 - Filippo Inzaghi
Its been a while since I added a fucker to my list but this guy really is one in my book.
Filippo Inzaghi.
I really do hate this fucker and always have. It's not just because he scored the two goals that gave Milan the Champions League against us, but rather I just hate players like him.
A little touch and he dives. He constantly moans and whinges at refs. He celebrates every goal like it's the last thing he will ever do and the way he waves his hands and roads at the goals makes me just want to shove a spear or something down his throat to shut him up.
I dont know of any fans who actually like him and I think he is vastly overrated.
A real fucker in my book.
Filippo Inzaghi.
I really do hate this fucker and always have. It's not just because he scored the two goals that gave Milan the Champions League against us, but rather I just hate players like him.
A little touch and he dives. He constantly moans and whinges at refs. He celebrates every goal like it's the last thing he will ever do and the way he waves his hands and roads at the goals makes me just want to shove a spear or something down his throat to shut him up.
I dont know of any fans who actually like him and I think he is vastly overrated.
A real fucker in my book.
Election '07 Update 29 May
So, the Election is all over and everyone seems happy.
Twenty is over the moon at the result.
Damien is also delighted with the result.
And me? Well, to be honest I didnt vote. See I am registered to vote at home in Donegal and have never, ever changed it. And as it was on a Thursday I couldnt get home for it and wouldnt have anyways seeing as it was the day after the Champions League Final.
I looked at the election as follows:
- Is there any of the other fuckers that I would trust (maybe that's too strong a word) more than what is in office at present??
The answer was no. Not at all. They are all a self serving shower of fuckers who really dont give an arse about Joe Bloggs. So I decided not to vote. I personally dont think any of them would make this place any better than what we have.
And I suppose my final point is that if I had changed my vote to Cork I wouldnt have voted anyways. Not one of the fuckers came to my house to try and get me to vote for them. Not one. None had a decent local agenda which is important in my eyes.
Sure, tis all over for another year. Roll on Election '08 !
Twenty is over the moon at the result.
Damien is also delighted with the result.
And me? Well, to be honest I didnt vote. See I am registered to vote at home in Donegal and have never, ever changed it. And as it was on a Thursday I couldnt get home for it and wouldnt have anyways seeing as it was the day after the Champions League Final.
I looked at the election as follows:
- Is there any of the other fuckers that I would trust (maybe that's too strong a word) more than what is in office at present??
The answer was no. Not at all. They are all a self serving shower of fuckers who really dont give an arse about Joe Bloggs. So I decided not to vote. I personally dont think any of them would make this place any better than what we have.
And I suppose my final point is that if I had changed my vote to Cork I wouldnt have voted anyways. Not one of the fuckers came to my house to try and get me to vote for them. Not one. None had a decent local agenda which is important in my eyes.
Sure, tis all over for another year. Roll on Election '08 !
Monday, May 21, 2007
Election '07 Update 21 May - Fine Gael.
There was another flyer through the door at the weekend this one from Fine Gael. This one is from David Stanton.
I have to say I am very disappointed in it. It covers nothing local at all and is basically the general stuff that they are spouting off about in the press and through all other media's. At least the Labour and Sinn Fein one's talk about local issues.
The one thing of interest on it was:
"Your money spent well, by sacking incompetent ministers".
Do they really expect us to believe that they will deem one of their own incompetent and fire them? Really? I think they are talking through their arse to be honest. Now, if they were to say that they will look at the Civil Service and sack people who are incompetent in there then that would be a different story.
Overall, it doesn't really inspire me at all and after the Enda and Bertie debate Fine Gael are going way down in my reckoning.
My questions if I get to ask them.
I have to say I am very disappointed in it. It covers nothing local at all and is basically the general stuff that they are spouting off about in the press and through all other media's. At least the Labour and Sinn Fein one's talk about local issues.
The one thing of interest on it was:
"Your money spent well, by sacking incompetent ministers".
Do they really expect us to believe that they will deem one of their own incompetent and fire them? Really? I think they are talking through their arse to be honest. Now, if they were to say that they will look at the Civil Service and sack people who are incompetent in there then that would be a different story.
Overall, it doesn't really inspire me at all and after the Enda and Bertie debate Fine Gael are going way down in my reckoning.
My questions if I get to ask them.
Election '07 Update 21 May - Fianna Fail
Another Fianna Fail flyer through the door at the weekend this one from Ned O'Keeffe.
Still no details on what they will do locally.
My questions if I get to ask them.
Still no details on what they will do locally.
My questions if I get to ask them.
Friday, May 18, 2007
If Bertie and Enda were on the same team....
..they would still be fighting about who would be Justin Timberlake.
But alas they are not.
I watched the debate last night and for me, Bertie won hands down. The review on Irish Election shows how divided some people's opinions are. I watched a bit of the Cooper and Hobbs program with Pat Rabbitte and he came across better than Enda.
Overall we gotta really decide if there is a better option out there than what is presently in office and I cant see one (but then again I aint political enough to really follow the whole thing).
Most of these politicians remind me of wild life shows. Animals, showing their plumes or jaws or gills to impress or scare the others. There really isnt much choice.
The one thing I will say is that is Bertie is outted how will Gift Grub survive????
Fluffy things
This is what photocopiers are really for.
How NOT to smuggle drugs.
Ever wondered how long a chicken lives without a head? Well check Mike out.
The Irish Air Force in training.
and finally...
This mum was so concerned with her son's safety that she helped him hold up a jeweller's. Brings a tear to the eye *sob*
How NOT to smuggle drugs.
Ever wondered how long a chicken lives without a head? Well check Mike out.
The Irish Air Force in training.
and finally...
This mum was so concerned with her son's safety that she helped him hold up a jeweller's. Brings a tear to the eye *sob*
More Irish Rail stupidity
Last Saturday my wife and myself headed into town for a few beverages and some food.
Deciding that we would get the last train home (even after their shit previously) we headed to the train station.
I called my sister (who also experienced their shit) to check the last train time on the timetable she has (Timetable for 2007). It was 10.30pm.
We got to the station at 10.20pm to see on the new board (about fuckin time) that the train to Cobh was at 10.24pm from platform 4. We got our tickets and headed to platform 4. No train.
The train left Kent Station at 10.30pm from Platform 3. Really, what fuckin chance have we got of improving our transport system if we cant even get the times and platforms right of the current services? Probably what happened is that some fucker in a union couldn't change the details as they didn't have the necessary training and would have to be paid more to update it. Cunts.
Deciding that we would get the last train home (even after their shit previously) we headed to the train station.
I called my sister (who also experienced their shit) to check the last train time on the timetable she has (Timetable for 2007). It was 10.30pm.
We got to the station at 10.20pm to see on the new board (about fuckin time) that the train to Cobh was at 10.24pm from platform 4. We got our tickets and headed to platform 4. No train.
The train left Kent Station at 10.30pm from Platform 3. Really, what fuckin chance have we got of improving our transport system if we cant even get the times and platforms right of the current services? Probably what happened is that some fucker in a union couldn't change the details as they didn't have the necessary training and would have to be paid more to update it. Cunts.
Thursday, May 17, 2007
Best Name for a Band Ever...
This is quite possibly the best name for a band I have ever seen..
"Mary Harney Must Die"
Check them out on Bebo.
"Mary Harney Must Die"
Check them out on Bebo.
Wednesday, May 16, 2007
Election '07 Update 16 May - Sinn Fein.
Following on from yesterday's post here are the items Sinn Fein are covering locally in Cobh.
Healthcare: Offering free healthcare to call citizens. That would be nice. Also an ambulance station located in Cobh.
Schools: Proper planning and funding for schools. Badly needed as our schools really need looking after.
Garda: Accountable and resources 24 hour presence in rural and urban areas. That would be great if we have enough cops AND they are distributed properly. And not corrupt.
Cork Harbour: Develop Cork harbour. Again, this is badly needed. Personally, Id love a water taxi from Cobh-City like they have in other cities. Or even an hourly ferry from Cobh into the City. All we would have to do is develop a few little marinas up the water with proper shelters. No cars on it mind. It could go the whole way into the docks.
Landslides: Funding and action to prevent landslides. I'd love to know where these take place and from my limited knowledge isn't this because we remove too many trees at once from an area. So, action: stop cutting trees in potential landslide areas. Problem solved.
Peace: Peace strategy to deliver on an Ireland of equals. Back to the old unite Ireland stuff (which I would like to see once we get rid of some folk)
A few nice things there to consider but overall (as with Labour) there is very little commitment in the document. It is more about what they would like to see rather than stating they WILL get it if they are elected.
It is better than Labour's but that aint saying much to be honest.
Healthcare: Offering free healthcare to call citizens. That would be nice. Also an ambulance station located in Cobh.
Schools: Proper planning and funding for schools. Badly needed as our schools really need looking after.
Garda: Accountable and resources 24 hour presence in rural and urban areas. That would be great if we have enough cops AND they are distributed properly. And not corrupt.
Cork Harbour: Develop Cork harbour. Again, this is badly needed. Personally, Id love a water taxi from Cobh-City like they have in other cities. Or even an hourly ferry from Cobh into the City. All we would have to do is develop a few little marinas up the water with proper shelters. No cars on it mind. It could go the whole way into the docks.
Landslides: Funding and action to prevent landslides. I'd love to know where these take place and from my limited knowledge isn't this because we remove too many trees at once from an area. So, action: stop cutting trees in potential landslide areas. Problem solved.
Peace: Peace strategy to deliver on an Ireland of equals. Back to the old unite Ireland stuff (which I would like to see once we get rid of some folk)
A few nice things there to consider but overall (as with Labour) there is very little commitment in the document. It is more about what they would like to see rather than stating they WILL get it if they are elected.
It is better than Labour's but that aint saying much to be honest.
Put Paris Hilton in Jail
She was driving as follows:
- No headlights on
- With no license
- At 70mph in a 35mph zone
- And allegedly with no insurance
- After having been told not to drive due to previous drink-driving offenses.
Jail the bee-atch.
Sign the petition to send her to prison.
Fluffy things
Drunk man fails driving test.
Truly amazing close up of a sea horse.
Italian parents to drug test their children.
Quick test. See what you are?
Tractor guy..very funny
Truly amazing close up of a sea horse.
Italian parents to drug test their children.
Quick test. See what you are?
Tractor guy..very funny
40,000 blowjobs...I'd vote
I see that Belgian politician Tania Derveaux has offered to give 40,000 blowjobs in return for a vote. Tania is a member of the NEE Party. Here is her statement:
"I am the leading NEE party senate candidate in Belgium. And due to popular demand, I will give 40,000 blowjobs to anyone who requests one on this page.
It started with our response to incredible claims that were made by other parties in Belgium, several parties promised new job opportunities in ridiculous amounts. We responded with a parody campaign for which I posed naked and promised our voters 400.000 new jobs.
This national campaign resulted in international media attention and I received hundreds of e-mails asking for 400,000 blowjobs. If this would get us even more media attention, I'm willing to give 40,000 blowjobs to make the statement.
According to my planning this would take me 500 days to tour around the world, visiting all the ones who signed up for a blowjob on this page, giving 80 blowjobs per day. So the offer is limited, sign up while you still can.
Click the button if you would like me to give you a blowjob.
Note: those who are married or shy can also choose to receive their blowjob in Second Life"
Now, are you going to tell me you wouldn't vote for her???
"I am the leading NEE party senate candidate in Belgium. And due to popular demand, I will give 40,000 blowjobs to anyone who requests one on this page.
It started with our response to incredible claims that were made by other parties in Belgium, several parties promised new job opportunities in ridiculous amounts. We responded with a parody campaign for which I posed naked and promised our voters 400.000 new jobs.
This national campaign resulted in international media attention and I received hundreds of e-mails asking for 400,000 blowjobs. If this would get us even more media attention, I'm willing to give 40,000 blowjobs to make the statement.
According to my planning this would take me 500 days to tour around the world, visiting all the ones who signed up for a blowjob on this page, giving 80 blowjobs per day. So the offer is limited, sign up while you still can.
Click the button if you would like me to give you a blowjob.
Note: those who are married or shy can also choose to receive their blowjob in Second Life"
Now, are you going to tell me you wouldn't vote for her???
Tuesday, May 15, 2007
Election '07 Update 15 May - Sinn Fein.
Last night two lads called around campaigning for the local Sinn Fein candidate Sandra McLellan. Firstly, and this was a big thing for me, they reeked of cigarettes. If people were trying to portray me in a positive light I'm not sure I would want them in that manner.
That aside I thought that it might turn to their policies but instead as they started going on about percentages and the good chance she has to get in I told them I had no vote in Cork and that sent them on their way.
I forgot to take in the flyer to discuss her policies but I will update with it tomorrow.
My questions if I get to ask them.
That aside I thought that it might turn to their policies but instead as they started going on about percentages and the good chance she has to get in I told them I had no vote in Cork and that sent them on their way.
I forgot to take in the flyer to discuss her policies but I will update with it tomorrow.
My questions if I get to ask them.
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