Some funny things to brighten up an otherwise miserable day...
Little Britain - Andy & Lou Smurf Outfit sketch
Catherine Tate - Lauren meets (ex) English PM Tony Blair.
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Showing posts with label Links. Show all posts
Thursday, July 26, 2007
Wednesday, July 18, 2007
The "Now" culture
This is something that has been seriously pissing me off for some time. Its the "now" culture that we possess and are completely and totally to blame for. Regardless of age, sex, religion, colour, postcode or country there are shitloads of fuckers who want everything NOW !
No waiting, no asking nicely, no realising that sometimes quality takes time.
Take this story for instance.
Lovely lady (LL) running a coffee shop. In the window it states (only related day chosen),
"Opening hours:
Tuesday - 9am - 6pm"
Two fat, oldish American ladies (AL) walk in at 8.50, tables and chairs still to be moved outside and machines in the process of being switched on made ready.
AL: "Can we get two latte's to go?"
LL: "I'm sorry, we open at 9am and I need to get all these tables and chairs outside before then. If you wait until I move these I can get you your coffee's?"
AL: "Thats no good to us. We have a train to catch"
And with that, out the door they went. And good fuckin riddance. See, what part of 'Opening @ 9am' did you not get? Can't you read? Don't you understand that businesses need to get ready? Probably not. Your part of the 'now' culture. No more waiting, no more queues, no more take your time.
I could rant for ages about this 'now' culture but it just makes me angry and I was in a good mood all day after hearing Groove Armada's "I see you baby" song. In fact..here it is:
I like I will rant about this at any stage.
No waiting, no asking nicely, no realising that sometimes quality takes time.
Take this story for instance.
Lovely lady (LL) running a coffee shop. In the window it states (only related day chosen),
"Opening hours:
Tuesday - 9am - 6pm"
Two fat, oldish American ladies (AL) walk in at 8.50, tables and chairs still to be moved outside and machines in the process of being switched on made ready.
AL: "Can we get two latte's to go?"
LL: "I'm sorry, we open at 9am and I need to get all these tables and chairs outside before then. If you wait until I move these I can get you your coffee's?"
AL: "Thats no good to us. We have a train to catch"
And with that, out the door they went. And good fuckin riddance. See, what part of 'Opening @ 9am' did you not get? Can't you read? Don't you understand that businesses need to get ready? Probably not. Your part of the 'now' culture. No more waiting, no more queues, no more take your time.
I could rant for ages about this 'now' culture but it just makes me angry and I was in a good mood all day after hearing Groove Armada's "I see you baby" song. In fact..here it is:
I like I will rant about this at any stage.
Get on eBay Now!!!
This is a fantastic story from the Beeb. A young lad in Norfolk, England, got more than he bargained for.
He bought a Playstation on eBay but instead of getting the 2 games he ended up with €65,400 in cash.
If you want me I will be buying game consoles....
He bought a Playstation on eBay but instead of getting the 2 games he ended up with €65,400 in cash.
If you want me I will be buying game consoles....
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
Fluffy Things
Niall listing more stupidity on the roads in Dundalk. Unfortunately this is commonplace all over Ireland.
My 'Rate This Toilet' blog, recently on the Rick O'Shea show on 2FM has moved from Blogspot to Wordpress. Go and have a look and get listing...
Damien giving out again. That's sooooo not like him! But this is a good cause.
Finally, a few vids from a top band and from one of my favourite albums of all time...Rage Against The Machine from Rage Against The Machine.
Official Video of 'Killing In The Name Of'
'Bullet In The Head' live at Coachella this year. The bands first performance together in seven years.
My 'Rate This Toilet' blog, recently on the Rick O'Shea show on 2FM has moved from Blogspot to Wordpress. Go and have a look and get listing...
Damien giving out again. That's sooooo not like him! But this is a good cause.
Finally, a few vids from a top band and from one of my favourite albums of all time...Rage Against The Machine from Rage Against The Machine.
Official Video of 'Killing In The Name Of'
'Bullet In The Head' live at Coachella this year. The bands first performance together in seven years.
Monday, July 09, 2007
Monday Vid's
Just some vid's for Monday morning....
Snow - Informer
Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby
Frank Sinatra - My Way
Snow - Informer
Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby
Frank Sinatra - My Way
Wednesday, June 13, 2007
Are you a minger?
I hope for your sake that you haven't made it into the Mingers.com website.
Or, maybe you are happy that you did and maybe even sent in your own photo. Whatever makes you happy.
Or, maybe you are happy that you did and maybe even sent in your own photo. Whatever makes you happy.
Thursday, May 31, 2007
Techno, techno...hey! hey!
These are class...
First, techno version of eSure ad..
Now..everyones favourite, Barry Scott and Cillit Bang
And lastly...Titantic techno remix
First, techno version of eSure ad..
Now..everyones favourite, Barry Scott and Cillit Bang
And lastly...Titantic techno remix
Friday, May 18, 2007
Fluffy things
This is what photocopiers are really for.
How NOT to smuggle drugs.
Ever wondered how long a chicken lives without a head? Well check Mike out.
The Irish Air Force in training.
and finally...
This mum was so concerned with her son's safety that she helped him hold up a jeweller's. Brings a tear to the eye *sob*
How NOT to smuggle drugs.
Ever wondered how long a chicken lives without a head? Well check Mike out.
The Irish Air Force in training.
and finally...
This mum was so concerned with her son's safety that she helped him hold up a jeweller's. Brings a tear to the eye *sob*
Wednesday, May 16, 2007
Fluffy things
Drunk man fails driving test.
Truly amazing close up of a sea horse.
Italian parents to drug test their children.
Quick test. See what you are?
Tractor guy..very funny
Truly amazing close up of a sea horse.
Italian parents to drug test their children.
Quick test. See what you are?
Tractor guy..very funny
Thursday, May 10, 2007
Fluffy things
Great comeback line to annoying interviewer
Neighbourhood cleanup....why?
Patrick Moore's views on women in BBC
Neighbourhood cleanup....why?
Patrick Moore's views on women in BBC
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