40,000 blowjobs...I'd vote

I see that Belgian politician Tania Derveaux has offered to give 40,000 blowjobs in return for a vote. Tania is a member of the NEE Party. Here is her statement:

"I am the leading NEE party senate candidate in Belgium. And due to popular demand, I will give 40,000 blowjobs to anyone who requests one on this page.

It started with our response to incredible claims that were made by other parties in Belgium, several parties promised new job opportunities in ridiculous amounts. We responded with a parody campaign for which I posed naked and promised our voters 400.000 new jobs.

This national campaign resulted in international media attention and I received hundreds of e-mails asking for 400,000 blowjobs. If this would get us even more media attention, I'm willing to give 40,000 blowjobs to make the statement.

According to my planning this would take me 500 days to tour around the world, visiting all the ones who signed up for a blowjob on this page, giving 80 blowjobs per day. So the offer is limited, sign up while you still can.

Click the button if you would like me to give you a blowjob.



Note: those who are married or shy can also choose to receive their blowjob in Second Life"

Now, are you going to tell me you wouldn't vote for her???

People who are fuckers No.5 - Frank Fahey

Frank Fahey.

What a man. What a fuckin man. Really, what a total and utter gobshite of a man. This man has wasted, what for the normal folk in Ireland, would be a huge sum of money. This gobshite, when Marine Minister, overruled a decision for people to apply for a grant and instead awarded the money to build marina's for wealthy folk to "moor in Kerry loike".

What an asswipe. Total asswipe. Look at the smug head on him. And then to make matters worse he has come out and said he has a clear conscience that what he done was right.

This is why I hate politicians (do you think hate is strong enough? Maybe loathe? Or maybe really hate?? You decide). When they fuck up they don't admit it. Why not? When we fuck up in our job we have to say it but noooo, these don't.

Gobshites.

Where do you want me to go?

...ahhh, to the Blog Awards this Saturday !

As stated Ter from Linkmap has kindly produced a stunning visual graphic to display where said awards will be held.

A few weeks back Damien asked me to judge the "Best Political Blog" which must be the most ironic of things. See, the reason is I have a massive dislike and mistrust for politicians and also an even bigger dislike for politics in general. I think that it is one massive waste of space. To me its:

Person1 says something
Person2 from the other side says its shite
Person1 says its not and commissions a multi-million Euro survey to prove this - using their own staff.
Person1 says its not shite
Person2 argues again.
Money and time is wasted, we get no where. Then...

Person2 goes into power and says the same thing as person one but with one little difference.
Person1 says its shite
Person2 says its not and commissions a....you get the idea.

Anyways, so I rated the 5 nominees in the political blogs and to answer the inevitable questions that will arise:
1) Yes I was fair
2) Yes I rated you lower than the others
3) No I did not read your blog but instead rated you on (a) the title of your blog and (b) the title of your blog posts
4) No I don't like your blog.
5) Yes I want you to leave me alone or I will call security

If anyone wants to interview me this then I would be delighted. As long as its not a politician.

How relevant are we in the universe?

Well, have a look and check for yourself.

Of couse in the first picture politicians dont even register as pixels or fraction of pixels or even as a fraction of a fraction of a fraction of a fraction of a pixel as they are all fuckin bolloxs. I totally agree with Twenty Major on this.

Time wasting, money abusing, thieving fuckers.